I would like to preface this posting with a very important disclaimer: I do NOT like, endorse or acknowledge the Star Wars prequel trilogy in any way shape or form. That said, a very good friend of mine developed a very alarming crush on the Watto character from the Phantom Menace back during its original release. Don’t ask me. It went so far that he wrote a haiku in Watto’s honor. It was entitled Flying Blue Daydream. So I had no choice but to create this card to bust his stones a bit. It was too good not to share here. Enjoy.
Confession time guys. Chris over at Collect ‘Em All is totally talking about me here. So without further adieu, here is my haiku for Watto:
flying blue daydream
can’t stop thinking about you
I have lost my mind.