Batman’s all like “Fuck you Santa, I’m not helping you carry your gifts. I’m the Dark Knight” and shit.
Pop culture nonsense on the Internet from writer Chris Cummins
Three items of note:
1) There once was a Welcome Back Kotter comic book.
2) Said comic featured an issue in which a rogue elephant terrorized both Gabe Kaplan and a pre-Grease John Travolta.
3) I want to be in the Superman movie.